Visa

Slang for Visalia, California. Pronounced Vy-sa, not Vee-sa

Tato: Hey Snoopy: I heard you pulled that 211 on the K-Mart in Visa, right? Some dude got shot and the cops rolled everyone up!

Snoopy: I don't know nuthin' about that holmes!

Tato: I'm just bustin your balls fool! I read in the paper that it was the Allen Gang!

Snoppy: I guess you could call that a Blue and Red Light Special!

by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2019

Visa

To swipe your hand through someones ass like you would swipe a visa card.

"I really don't want to turn around and or bend over"
"why not?"
"Rob Schneider will probably visa me"

by Jimmy-jim-jim-bob January 20, 2009

Visa

Visa is a nice girl she’s goofy and sweet and loyal and very impatient she’s the greatest friend you’ll ever have and she is always a great listener but remember don’t take her for granted bc she hates fake people

You are
Lucky to have a visa

by Shinzo778 November 23, 2018

Visa

Visa is a very short person who's also very quirky and diffrent and not like others.

Person Z: yoo visa wassup how are you?
Visa: lmaooo funny wink* wink* I'm so different

by Handsome Lefou March 02, 2023

visa

A credit card accepted almost everywhere.

"Visa. It's everywhere you want to be."

by ProStaff January 26, 2005

visa

you swipe your hand between someones boobs

by lauren September 01, 2003

visa

Getting approval from your wife / spouse so that you could go out to have a drink or have fun with your friends.

Bob: Hey Mick, want to join me and Danny for a drink tonight? It's Monday Night Football man.

Mick: Sorry man, No visa from my wife until I install the wall shelf

Bob: *grins*

by Uncle Rocco February 04, 2008