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Maslo is the name of the greatest, hottest, bravest and smartest person ever.
Wow my friend is so sexy and smart, I bet their name is Maslo!
Maslo by Maslo666_ November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Literally means butter, however maslo can also be a nickname for some polish people. Maslos usually love biology and have a bunny named popek. They are cool people and definetly good friend
Artorias: :pepesando:
Maslo: HELP TRUE but did you know what is gay and lesbian?
Maslo by Artorias_2008 February 11, 2025
The way a Mexican mother, or any Spanish decent would say “my love” with their beautiful accent
Mailob by Mexicanma1018 January 26, 2018
when you were in school did you ever wanna sit at the popular table but then you remembered you simply just weren't that cool? well now with the invention of discord, you can finally feel like a real top kek. all you have to do is prove your worth to the mods of the h3h3 server and pass a vigorous voting process. once you're in the clear, remember you wouldn't want to lose your place in their esteemed hierarchy so don't go posting those private DMs of members saying one thing but in general chat saying another. oh and never ever speak your mind (that'll get you blacklisted on the internet for good). be the sheep they're looking for and you'll have yourself a great time!
When am I getting back in malo?
This was my first and last mistake
Please man
I didnt think he'd share it
malo by professional retard November 26, 2018
Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!
Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona
Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019
an immigrant italian attempting to say hello in english pronouncedma-low
mahlo wears a u cousin vinny.
mahlo by LUIGINO February 8, 2008

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status
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