Masceo 

A fine man that has a deep voice and is very attractive.

Masceo, youre daddy material.

Masceo by Dhexki April 17, 2020

uh ah grunt maceo 

the entire vocabulary of james brown

uh ah grunt maceo

uh ah grunt maceo by andy1 November 20, 2003

The Mascio 

Complete and total shitshow of the evening. The guy who is unable to make it to the party due to extreme intoxication thus resulting in vomiting on girls multiple times.

Guy One: "Hey man, did Nick make it to the party last night?"

Guy Two: "No brah, he was The Mascio and ended up puking all over that one girl and her friend."

The Mascio by steezin' crew May 13, 2011

mascropinate 

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.

“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

mascropinate by Kermitthefrog55 January 9, 2023

Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Freelance Mascot 

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

Freelance Mascot by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Mascoutah 

A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.

"Do you know where Mascoutah is?" "Oh, the place with the McDonalds? Yea, its over there somewhere behind all those old trailers and backwoods."

Mascoutah by MascoUtah January 4, 2010