Mascoutah 

A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.

"Do you know where Mascoutah is?" "Oh, the place with the McDonalds? Yea, its over there somewhere behind all those old trailers and backwoods."

Mascoutah by MascoUtah January 4, 2010

Mascoutah 

Hillbilly infested cornloving bastards who have tractor races as a means of fun. lovers of indians and purple. mascoutain person of afore-mentioned "town" and are proud of it. diaper biscut eating penis floggers.

We live in m-town "mascoutah" and we wear purple all the time! ummm ummm lets go ride tractors and flog some penis!

Mascoutah by m town hater December 24, 2008

Mascoutah 

Biggest small town ever, lovers of indians and purpule, has the sports teams(usually). Many awesome people live there. If you live in mascoutah you are automatically epically awesome. And we do not flog penis:)

"Oh, your from mascoutah? You must be awesome?"

Mascoutah by Theroblover December 25, 2009

Mascoutah 

A small town in southern Illinois surrounded by corn fields and churches where people pretend they are important. Has your typical douchebag cop that makes people hate the rest of them. Full of alcoholics due to the amazing bars on each end of town, Skooters and the Juicy Peanut. Like any other smaller town, there’s like 4 names everyone fucking knows and they have a hand in everything in the town. Was once home to the FSU Crew of an MC. Now home to the baddest group of Outlaws known to man.

Let’s go party in Mascoutah! I hear there’s plenty of loose women, good times and maybe we can hang with some real Outlaws!

Mascoutah by Tinius Cassius Maximus January 14, 2022

Mascottacking

The sport of beating the shit out of high school mascots.

Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"

Mascottacking by Jake Powell May 5, 2008

Mascotanious 

A mascot of a company that never dies, gets replaced, or forgotten.

Have you heard of the new Mario game, man Mario is so MASCOTANIOUS

Mascotanious by LimonLemon March 21, 2018

mancouth 

Verb A man's ability to see past his cock and treats women with the care and respect they almost all deserve. He's protective fierce and knows how to use his cock and mouth. Not to be confused with a passive or submissive man. He may spoil his woman but he will quickly discipline her without hurting her.

Omg Kira, my new boyfiends mancouth it on point. When we walk through a door he let's me through first. He won't let me take out the trash. Fucks me for as long as I still want to cum for him before he does.

mancouth by Mistress Mischief September 12, 2021