Martyized

To turn something overwhelmingly awesome into something irrevocably retarded.

"dude that's tits!"

"No. It was, but then that fag Martyized it."

by St0lenyoureyes January 10, 2012

Wal-Martyred

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

Tit-Matized

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

by pubey March 27, 2008

Martined

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?

by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020

Tootsie-Matized

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

Martiedrum

A word uttered on the online games; Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: World at War when someone does not know how to pronounce Martyrdom properly. Usually a young player is calmly corrected and everything is okay but when someone in their late teens or above says the word wrong, it's just sad.

Player 1: Dude that fucking shit of a fuck over there got his ass kicked by my MP5 with Stopping Power, Red-Tiger Camo and no attachments and I was one kill away from a Helicopter but I ran over his body to teabag it and his Martiedrum killed me. What the fuck is that bullshit all about?

Player 2: How old are you?

Player 1: 17

Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.

Player 1: STFU SCRUB!

Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!

by justawatev September 22, 2009

Martied

Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.

He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!

by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021