Martied

Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.

He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!

Martied by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021

Martied

Verb: The act of getting drunk and cheating on your spouse in random settings without the use of protection. The thrill of knowing your being unfaithfull and turned on by it. The act of wanting to continue the relationship after because of the thrill.

Adjective: Used to describe the cheated after they find out their better half had to much to drink and had unprotected sex and the unfaithful person liked it and wants to do it again. The cheated, loving them so much, is usualky supportive and turned on by the situation.

Verb: My husbands at home watching the kids tonight, i think i am going to get martied after work tonight.

Adj: Everytime my wife texts or talks to him I think of what she has done and I remember how martied I am.

Martied by married to a hotwife October 29, 2012

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.

I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.

Married to the Game by QueenTrine April 8, 2015

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

marted 

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

Married to the sea by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018

married 69 

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

married 69 by jrswam October 1, 2013