martyred 

from martyr - some one who dies for their relgion. in generally this takes a lot of effort, so martyred comes to mean bothered. ie i cant be marthyred - its not worth dying for so i wont do it.

"lets go to sans" said meaner
"i cant be martyred" said jonah
"two hundred?" said phone dude

martyred by jonah April 20, 2005

Martyred Incel 

A Martyred Incel is typically an introvert, academic, or, for lack of a better term, nerd who is labeled an Incel by his classmates because of his visible lack of motivation regarding relationships and social interaction.

This is a simple lack of communication between those who are labeling and he who is being labeled. Those who are labeling don't understand he who is being labeled enough to know his intentions, goals, and philosophies. And he who is being labeled doesn't care enough to try and prove himself. The result is a boy who is martyred because of his own ideas on life. Because he doesn't emphasize relationship building and socializing as everyone else does, he is given the label of Incel.

In reality, a Martyred Incel is just trying to get through. He doesn't emphasize relationships and socializing as much as the crowd does. He probably sees women as equals to men, and therefore gives them no special attention. It could even be that he doesn't want to be in a relationship period.

Boy: I met that kid yesterday, he was very polite.

Girl: How? He's a fucking incel, can't you tell, he doesn't talk to anyone.

Boy: Just because he doesn't talk to anyone doesn't mean he's an Incel. Your making him a Martyred Incel.

Girl: Whatever. Any boy who doesn't follow the ideals of the rest of us are incels.

Martyred Incel by BelegMaethor July 19, 2019

Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Wal-Martyred by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.

Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.

Facebook martyrdom by Platonics. November 12, 2010

Martyrdom 

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.

I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.

Martyrdom by Keater January 7, 2008

Martyrdom 

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.

While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.

The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."

Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.

Turn off Martyrdom!

Martyrdom by -Rogue- September 30, 2009

martyrdom 

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.

martyrdom by Steve January 13, 2005