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Mortized 

The word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. This could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. This is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite sex. Morning breakfast with beer, and bloody mary's, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. The evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.
These past two days were soooo Mortized, but they were the most fun I have ever had!
Mortized by Aquanet February 24, 2009
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cock-morized 

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”
dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022