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Martincitopants by Joe Mama sugondese nuts February 18, 2021
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Bald Martin
Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019
Melanie Martinez 👑
An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet
Kennedy: your so lucky
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet
Kennedy: your so lucky
Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019
Martina
Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021
Melanie Martinez
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016
bald martin
A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
bald martin by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.