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Martindaled 

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom
Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"
Martindaled by martindaler October 15, 2009
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Martindale 

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.
Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.
Martindale by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale 

Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll
LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale

Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.
person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...
Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Martinated 

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin
Ha! You just got martinated!

Martindale-slide 

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

Martindale Grudge

An everlasting grudge. The grudge holder will never forgive under any circumstance.
Shane's actions led to Jeremy holding a Martindale Grudge against him.
Martindale Grudge by Chkzi May 19, 2024
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