sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.
Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.
by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010
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A little boy with a testicle head and is a gypsy. Also has a extreamly small penis , usually under 1cm
Hey sally how was your night ? Terrible he was such a josh Martindale
by Big shaq👨🏻🚫🔥🔥 November 18, 2017
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Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll
LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale
by Pseudonyms are great January 30, 2023
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While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis April 14, 2018
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