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sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.
Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.
by Mr. Smith92 December 23, 2010
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The nickname given to a person, usually small and weak, yet a douchebag to anyone for no reason.
"Oh no, here comes martindale!"
by robbierottenthelegend27 January 05, 2017
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