by oracle March 12, 2004
Get the martin short mug.Burger-eating scam artist, always looking for a new and original way of scaming money out of his mates. Regular and loyal customer of Burger King, where his usual order is an XL Double Bacon Cheese Burger meal with Coke.
by John Harrison March 3, 2004
Get the Martin Short mug.If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021
Get the Martin City Short-Long mug."Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Get the Two olives short of a martini mug.A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
Get the 2 olives short of a martini mug.The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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