marvin

A breakfast meal that consists of pancakes topped with sugar and lemon juice. Upon finishing the final bite the consumer will be stricken by rigamortis and be diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.

Guy 1 - "Where is my insulin? I can't find it"
Guy 2 - "It's over there, you have diabetes?"
Guy 1 - "Yeah, I got it after finishing my marvin"

by cock gargler October 28, 2012

marvin

A paranoid, depressed android from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams.

"I've been talking to the ships computer" said Marvin. "It hates me."

"I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it."

by Bionicle718 April 24, 2007

marvin

The midget that lives in your basement. He likes tiny scissors and ribbons and eats sausage gravy.

marvin the midget

by ello guvnor November 13, 2010

marvin

Marvin EarthBound
Marvin is the main protagonist of Mother 3. He is a resident from Tazmily Village. He is out of the seven main characters in total (Marvin, Kumatora, Duster, Boney, Claus, Flint, and Salsa).

marvin is so cute....

by eyvone November 28, 2020

marvin

To give someone a wedgie in the front. Made famous in the movie "Bill and Teds Bogus journey.

"I'm not just gonna give you a wedgie, im gonna give you a Marvin!"

by Chris aKa Rand0 July 17, 2006

marvin

Player who consistently places in last, or near last place in Survivor pools with no hopes of ever winning.

You're playing like a real marvin in this round!

by Survivor Winner November 05, 2007

Marvin

Marvin is a generally sweet guy, falls in love easily. He's soooooo funny, he can be cocky.
That guy doesn't always make the smartest decisions, though.
He has a great body physique, amazing talent at making out, most likely tall.
He has a nice cock. =
Marvin is one of those guys you'll never , ever forget. He's an amazing friend, boyfriend...just a great companion of the opposite sex.

girl 1 wow, he's perfect...with some glitches...and he's not GAY!

girl 2 He's gotta be a Marvin!

by garden of promise March 02, 2010