Marmolling

The act of shoving your penis up a cow's anus repeatedly until the cow starts to moo. From then you milk the cow from two of its tits and rub the milk over your asshole until your able to create a gallon of milk.

Joeseph went down to the farm and started marmolling in the local pastures.

by Doss38 January 17, 2011

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Martelling

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.

1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.

by Therealfarley September 30, 2020

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Marcelling

The act of confusing people with words

After receiving 10 emails from the business, the scrummaster sends an email to the team and asks who's been marcelling around?

by Ubiquitous Ninja September 24, 2020

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Marcelling

Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.

Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.

by Frigidtoe December 25, 2017

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