Marmalube
The act of using orange paste and potentially semen as a lubricant for the penis, typically a small one"
Marmalube by Julie Collins, Mathematician September 23, 2018
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poop marmalade
poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009
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Marmalube • marmaluke • Marmalade • Marmaduke • mamaluke • marmaduked • Marmalade Boy • Marmaladed • marmalade sandwich • marmalized
Mamaluke
A mamaluke is an Italian slang term, for someone who does something dumb, stupid, silly or foolish, or, is dumb, stupid, silly, or foolish.
Mamaluke by choppedbandit January 7, 2021
marmalade sandwich
1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013
Marmaluke
Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.
Marmaluke by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018
Jew Marmalade
When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008
Tits marmalade
Tits marmalade by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013
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