Marmaluke 

Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.

You come strutting around here like some Marmaluke!

Marmaluke by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018

marmaluke 

An idiot with no common sense. Typically large oafs that speak mainly with one possibly two syllable words.

If you have seen the Godfather this will help. I'll put it in a sentence. That Luca Brasi is a real marmaluke.

marmaluke by Jonny21 January 28, 2008

Marmaluke 

A mix between a seal and a feather. Its cry sounds-"MARMA! MARMA"

-Did you just scream "MARMA! MARMA!"?
-No, that was that marmaluke over there. it looks like a feather, but its also a seal, native to Alaska.

Marmaluke by SAVE THE MARMALUKES January 22, 2011

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

Mamaluke 

A mamaluke is an Italian slang term, for someone who does something dumb, stupid, silly or foolish, or, is dumb, stupid, silly, or foolish.

I got these five mamalukes around me. They can’t earn five cents

Mamaluke by choppedbandit January 7, 2021

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008