Marmaduked 

When a great dane jizzes on your face.

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!

Marmaduked by cumjerky September 12, 2010

marmaduked 

to be drunk or have been drunk

we were totally marmaduked

marmaduked by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2008

marmaduked 

when you have been drunk or high and you dont want to say so around someone

yeah me and mark were marmaduked

marmaduked by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh May 3, 2008

marmaduked 

To send someone a picture message of your balls

Dammit Bill, this is the third time this week I have been marmaduked.

marmaduked by jizzy77 October 17, 2008

Marmaluke 

Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.

You come strutting around here like some Marmaluke!

Marmaluke by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018

marmaluke 

An idiot with no common sense. Typically large oafs that speak mainly with one possibly two syllable words.

If you have seen the Godfather this will help. I'll put it in a sentence. That Luca Brasi is a real marmaluke.

marmaluke by Jonny21 January 28, 2008

marmaduke 

Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.

I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.

marmaduke by Kray-Zee September 15, 2009