A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.

She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.

Markstrom by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013

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james marsters

only the sexiest singer, actor and guitarist ever.

Played Spike on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Lead singer/guitarist for ex-band Ghost of the Robot.

Solo career; album: Civilised Man

Played Milton Fine in the 5th season of Smallville.

fangirl :james marsters is so hot.

fangirl #2: yes. VERY hot.

james marsters by =_= shellzaa' March 4, 2007

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marnster

one that has incredible volleyball abilities.

damn! shes a marnster!

marnster by Xtian February 22, 2004

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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