Marcato

You're short and fat

Short and fat people cause marcatos

by yoloswagmoneyholla November 15, 2013

mariatou

A beautiful girl , that's loved my everybody and has a pretty simile

Mariatou you so pretty

by Wolftyla November 1, 2014

Mercatores

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

by DDEC November 30, 2010

Marciatosis

Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.

Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.

by smb0072962 March 3, 2022

Macatoon

The act of masturbating to cartoon porn while Rubbing Mac n cheese on your genitalia until genitals are cooked medium rare

I’m going home to macatoon

by Bsnyder2018 March 6, 2018

mancator de cacat

a thing that eats shit just for good luck, also named "the boby"

mancator de cacat=boby

by boby the man June 29, 2009

Maratona di sesso

Una battuta versatile che puoi dire quando ti pare.

Cosa stai facendo?
"Una maratona di sesso"

by Er Geometra July 3, 2019