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mactopus 

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.
Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.
mactopus by Spanananna May 22, 2013

sopa de macaco 

Monkey soup. A very exotic dish from Brazil. A Portuguese expression associated with a Facebook post by Brazilian resident Bettynho Zigindum, in which he is shown eating monkey soup. He mentions that his mother-in-law prepared him monkey soup and proceds to display several pictures where a monkey is shown skinless and torn to pieces before being cooked into a soup.
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia...
sopa de macaco by Uncle Amazon March 2, 2020

macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
Macaroniously by hobocamp August 12, 2009

Macaroni Magic 

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.