Marciatosis 

Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.

Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.

Marciatosis by smb0072962 March 3, 2022

Marcianoism 

The finest religion, requirement to convert are:
1. Having a dog
2. Eaten a leaf
3. be genius
4. Support a football team
5. Being a fan of Sylvain Durif
6. Having an exclusive interview with the big boss (El Marciano)

I'm trying to buy a dog to become Marconian

Marcianoism: Be allowed to be one By lord Marciano

Marcianoism by Mordacque January 26, 2020

matchatosis 

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

matchatosis by Richelle H November 16, 2006

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😱: 《¤》Máriatövis《¤》máriatövis《¤》Máriatövis

《¤》Máriatövis《¤》máriatövis《¤》Máriatövis by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004