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Mannery

Shitting in the woods. Burping in front of women. Watching football on T.V. and not hearing a word you girlfriend says.

ex.) Chris burps in front of your girlfriend, she says ewww and your response is "it's mannery".

ex.) You, your boy, and his girl are hanging out. She says something to him but he doesn't hear because he is entranced watching the game. After she says it again and gets his attention and you all laugh about how into the game he is You could say "your mannery is showing".

ex.)If you spill something and clean it up with a shirt, as opposed to a towel, because the shirt is closer - "That's mannery"

other examples: throwing a perfect spiral, chugging a beer, saying to a girl you don't know/just met "Hey you lets get naked" then her and her friends proceed to hang out with you and your friends (*Note: If you try this or a similar line and it doesn't work that's not mannery you are just a douche bag.)

Chuck Norris has mannery.
by J-Rod Murfreesboro, TN June 23, 2010
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mannery glands

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!
by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007
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Table Manners

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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Manner-dol

Manner-dol is Kim Seokjin of BTS. His personality looks good, and he is an idol with manners over the top. He can be seen being polite and courteous to everyone.
Manner-dol is Kim Seokjin of BTS.
by 60cmSeokjin September 7, 2019
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manner bashing

The act of humiliating another person by criticizing them about their poor or supposedly poor manners in front of other people.

Sometimes, it is done to a person who really has poor manners. Other times, it is done by one person to another who does not necessarily have any problematic manners simply for the sake of causing the victim pain or anguish, or to take out anger or get revenge on the victim.
I cannot stand being around my mother-in-law. She is always manner bashing me.
by Bed time April 28, 2010
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Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.
Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!
by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009
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Manners Maketh Man

The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).
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In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.
by Agent Galahad March 2, 2020
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