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Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.
Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!
by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009
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Captain Munnerlyn

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
by BigDeff November 5, 2009
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Mannery

Shitting in the woods. Burping in front of women. Watching football on T.V. and not hearing a word you girlfriend says.

ex.) Chris burps in front of your girlfriend, she says ewww and your response is "it's mannery".

ex.) You, your boy, and his girl are hanging out. She says something to him but he doesn't hear because he is entranced watching the game. After she says it again and gets his attention and you all laugh about how into the game he is You could say "your mannery is showing".

ex.)If you spill something and clean it up with a shirt, as opposed to a towel, because the shirt is closer - "That's mannery"

other examples: throwing a perfect spiral, chugging a beer, saying to a girl you don't know/just met "Hey you lets get naked" then her and her friends proceed to hang out with you and your friends (*Note: If you try this or a similar line and it doesn't work that's not mannery you are just a douche bag.)

Chuck Norris has mannery.
by J-Rod Murfreesboro, TN June 23, 2010
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mannery glands

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!
by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007
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Munner Fucker

A douchey delegate at a MUN (Model United Nations) Conference.
Belgium: I motion for an Un-moderated Caucus for the 19th time today

People's Republic of China 1: Ugh I hate Belgium . . .

People's Republic of China 2: I know, she's such a munner fucker!
by DJ Quiggles October 27, 2009
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Mungery

When you're too tired and/or stoned to enunciate "I'm hungry."
Adam sleepily looked at Kt, while his stomach grumbled, and grunted, "Mungery." His words trailed as his cheeks began to show his fatigue.
by Kmazing June 9, 2015
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munney

a noun stating the imaginable existence of anything the user may substitute it for, such as dirty phrases or concepts. Usually representing the attractive body parts of females or penis.
Aweee Natally sure does know how to suck my munney !
Gimme that munney, that munney good !
Damn that munney(test) was hard as fuck.
by jay munney January 2, 2013
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