mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.

-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.

by Roadrash March 15, 2011

Mangerd

Pronounced Mang-erd

The term Mangerd is the ultimate word for the ultimate drunk, vomitting, chundah, rolling on the grass screaming, sleeping on the driveway, or getting really friendly with the toilet bowl. The person who is called this is either unconcious and the one everyone gives shit too for not asking to pull the car over while driving. LoL

This word was made up by someone who was Mangerd at that time and that was Lorie herself, the owner of the word Mangerd.

1. Last night he was @#$%en Mangerd.

2. Look at that Mangerd prick

3. Bloody Manga

hahahahah

by Loranda Nakasenh January 8, 2009

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

Mangekyō

The Mangekyō Sharingan (万華鏡写輪眼; Literally meaning "Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye"), noted to be the "heavenly eyes that see the truth of all of creation without obstruction" (天壌の理を掌握せし瞳, tenjō no kotowari wo shōaku seshi hitomi),1 is an advanced form of the Sharingan that has only been activated by a handful of Uchiha.2 It was also awakened by Kakashi Hatake — a non-Uchiha.3

Itachi implanted a trap for Tobi, if sasuke were to meet him, the amaterasu. Mangekyō sharingan

by Uchiha Itachi March 13, 2015

Mangerino

Noun

A material of nutritional value that which one can consume; food.

From the French: "Manger" meaning "to eat"

"Hey, man! Whatcha got there?"
"Oh, just some mangerinos from Taco John's"

by poliswagg October 19, 2018

Mangerie

Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.

"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"

"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"

by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012

Mangekyou Sharingan

Mangekyou Sharingan is translated as Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye. It is a higher form of the Uchiha clan's sharingan. The basic sharingan will enable the user to memorize any technique that it has been a witness to including ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu techniques it can also enable the user to see through and illusionary technique. With the Mangekyou Sharingan activated, one major advantage is to be able to use the three most powerful jutsu possible, tsukuyomi, amaterasu, and susanoo. The disadvantage of the Mangekyou Sharingan is, it causes the deterioration of the eyes.

You must obtain the mangekyou sharingan if you want to beat me.

by Uchiha Sasuke July 15, 2005