mancrepes

When a man has a flat ass. As thin as crepes

I like my man with mancakes, thick ass and not mancrepes

mancrepes by Rinnyma May 5, 2018

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

ManPrees 

Capri pants made especially for men. Usual material is nylon-blend microfiber or rip-stop cotton. Typically seen on those referred to as "metrosexuals."

Look at that metro dude in the ManPrees over there. He might as well be wearing a kilt!

ManPrees by ASue May 16, 2007

Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.

I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.

Mancrete by OceanReefer January 3, 2011

manrepeller

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.

–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men

Origin:
2009-10; < repellius (ptp. of repellia to eliminate male attention), equiv. to L repel- (s. of repellix) unattractive, celibate, paris fashion week, M.C. Hammer + -repel -ler1

—Related forms
man·re·pell·ant, noun

Friend: What are you wearing tonight?
ManRepeller: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants
Friend: Oh, so you're living by the guidelines of your alias tonight?

manrepeller by Man Repeller February 19, 2011

manceps 

This is an unfeminine condition that occurs in women from lifting too many weights at the gym which leaves arms looking overtly masculine. The arms are extremely defined like a man's accompanied with bulging veins.

Gina used to have flabby arms but after lifting weights everyday she's got manceps!

manceps by FASH1976 August 26, 2009