1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold
2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera
Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop
Someone who supports and sympathizes with a rapists and believes that women are inferior and ought to be under the leadership of or in service to males and his behavior toward women in general is self-centered and controlling .
The worst part about Maganists is that every time they can put down a woman or hurt her feelings, they unconsciously feel good and maybehorny because deep down in their hidden brain, their bad behavior is rewarded with a dose of the pleasure chemical dopamine which makes them want to repeat the behavior again and again.
A girl: I got raped in a hotel room and I was told that it was my fault.
A maganist: How could you spread lies? Women are men's toys.. shame you.
A girl: For Maganes sake ! Wooaaaah?
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.