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The term "Manalista" refers to members of the Pinoy home grown cult, Iglesia Ni Cristo of Felix Y. Manalo. The term specifically relates to their strong fanaticism of the Manalo clan and their leader. They are known to be dangerous and deceptive. Cultic behaviors are often observed such as threat and intimidation that sometimes leads to physical attacks. They are known to be shallow minded and lacks logical comprehension.
Lagi nalang nabubutata sa debate ang mga Manalista.
Manalista by INC Media.orgy January 15, 2026
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Green Manalishi 

A Song By Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Detailing A Trip He Had

Green Manalishi Itself Is A Reference To Money
But Can Be Used As An Umbrella Term For Any Soul Stealing Item Or Person.
'Cause Your The Green Manalishi With The Two Pronged Crown.

All My Tryin Is Up All Your Bringin' Is Down
Green Manalishi by A68WInASandDune October 12, 2009

mañanita 

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera
Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop
mañanita by Debsdds May 13, 2020

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an applicance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder.
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after I put my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011

Mananist 

Estrella went all feminist on Facebook saying guys are all liars, so I went mananist on her.
Mananist by Buckwheatttt June 28, 2011
Monalisa is someone you should never judge by the way she looks. She may look nice, but in reality she doesn’t understand the meaning of that word. She gets things her ways wether you like or not. She is very hard to define sometimes I wonder if she wants to kill me or do me. She is a fighter that doesn’t like being messed with, but likes messing with you. She is a very intelligent young lady and I see high expectations for her in the future. Monalisa loves being herself around those around her. She hates it when one of her friends are feeling upset, she will do everything and anything to find the person who did this to her friend and make their life a living hell. She loves giving advice to her friends when they need it. 3 things Monalisa says a lot: boo!, Is you mad or nah, do what? I didn’t hear you. Monalisa is a beautiful, gorgeous and spontaneous young lady that you should never take advantage of, but just in case you do let’s just hope that it never happens. She has NEVER let a boy break her heart she’s always the one who breaks theirs. She’s tough in the inside and the outside. One word to describe her: there is way more words to describe her. Let’s just hope that you make it alive with her being in your life.
Monalisa is tough.

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an appliance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder, or a heavy object. Or maybe just one of those things a girl ought not have to do for herself!
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after putting my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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