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Manalyst 

One who is male and analyzes, most likely in regards to homosexual matters. Often the Manalyst tackles problems with a "rear first" approach, and takes a long, hard look at the problems before attempting to solve them. There is no quit in a Manalyst, who is usually very anal with his work.
Co-worker A: "Man, Gary is such a Manalyst, I heard he and Will in the confrence room Manalyzing for 2 hours straight."

Co-Worker B: "Yeah... I mean it's completely disgusting but he knows how to get the job done."
Manalyst by Molotov Cocktease August 24, 2012

gay manalyst 

A gay person who analyzes other men's choice of fashion, style, and other gay things. The term was derived from the mispronunciation of "game analyst"...one who analyzes various sporting events.
That gay manalyst keeps talking about how fabulous and super that guy's shoes and shirt are. I wonder what he thinks of his fanny pack.
gay manalyst by Karps31 March 5, 2008

manalysis 

Manalysis (Man-al-iss-iss) n.: Judgment and analysis of one male's actions, performed by a wholly separate (and usually unfamiliar) male. Most often asked for by close female friends and unusually close ex-girlfriends when attempting to determine a new male's intentions toward her.
Lisa: "Did you see those texts i forwarded to you last night? What the fuck?"

Kyle: "I did, and after further manalysis, my buddies and I have decided that the guy you met on match.com is interested in you, however he is also a junior in high school."
manalysis by nealbledsoe October 22, 2009

manalytics 

Manalytics (man-uh-li-tics)

When a man uses his perceived intelligence to understand the dynamics of situations that come up in his daily life. Moslty used to maximize efficiency, these deep and integrated analysis also give him a sense of comfort and control. This exercise is closely related to fractal thinking, which consists of dissecting and breaking down your thoughts to come up with the best and multiple solutions to a problem. Manalytics is a constant streaming flow of cognitive awareness, contemplation, reasoning that assist a man in navigating his and other peoples lives.

Examples: Manalyzing crowd line dynamics, traffic, fantasy football, tracking stats of life, comparing unit prices at the grocery store, packing a car for moving or a camping trip, and most efficient routes
- How did you guys get such good seats for that general admission concert?

- My husband used his manalytics to deduce that the door to the venue was on stage right and there was a log jam of people backed up. So we hugged the left side of the line and booked it to stage left and got up front.
manalytics by Mearth Man 3.0 August 10, 2024
The term "Manalista" refers to members of the Pinoy home grown cult, Iglesia Ni Cristo of Felix Y. Manalo. The term specifically relates to their strong fanaticism of the Manalo clan and their leader. They are known to be dangerous and deceptive. Cultic behaviors are often observed such as threat and intimidation that sometimes leads to physical attacks. They are known to be shallow minded and lacks logical comprehension.
Lagi nalang nabubutata sa debate ang mga Manalista.
Manalista by INC Media.orgy January 15, 2026

Stephon Manalastas 

Very funny and Kind he is a good friend. Not sure for a boyfriend lol. But go and try might be a world turning.
Stephon Manalastas HAHAHAHHAHA
Stephon Manalastas by lianmnq November 24, 2021
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