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Managitis 

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.
Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.
Managitis by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023
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mangitis 

Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.
Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.
mangitis by Archadamj June 27, 2010
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malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

manlitism 

a Florida term used by red-neck males to describe qulaitites of being a male (man).(adj)
Chasing a boar hog into the bush proved his manlitism.
manlitism by docdave September 16, 2008

Maningitis 

Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
Whoa, Grace, it sounds like you have Maningitis!
Maningitis by DaKaken June 24, 2011
When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
Manitis by Daviscour July 30, 2018

mangitis 

A female that is:
a)severly ugly.
b)looks likes a man.
Holy shit that chick looks like she has mangitis.
mangitis by jadiles September 10, 2005