mañanagitis 

A condition where someone puts everything off until "tomorrow" or promises completion of a task by the following day but never follows through.

Wesley must have mañanagitis because every time I ask him if he's finished his TPS Reports, he says that he'll turn them in tomorrow.

mañanagitis by BabyFishMouth August 28, 2017

Maningitis 

Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.

Whoa, Grace, it sounds like you have Maningitis!

Maningitis by DaKaken June 24, 2011

Maningitis 

When a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or homosexual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. ass kickin, beer chuggin, Chuck Norris)

Sally has a bout of MANINGITIS. She's been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.

Maningitis by crazysanity123 October 1, 2010

Managitis 

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.

Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.

Managitis by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019