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When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
by Daviscour July 30, 2018
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What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.
Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(
by Anneh April 26, 2008
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