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Man-promise

when 2 men of no relation engage in a promise.
johnson: "man i didnt fuck trisha, she's yo bitch."
willy: "promise?"
johnson: "sure"
willy: "we involved in a man-promise right now?"
johnson: "sure"
Man-promise by gumbi mcfadden October 30, 2010
Words you can keep

Dead Man’s Promise 

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Mans Promise.
Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

white man's promise 

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise
Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.
white man's promise by Lario1234 November 9, 2013

getting my man to the promised land 

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland 

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Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

Messenger Add Oak Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland 

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Messenger Add Oak Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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