getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

My chemical romance

The raddest band your lil ears can ever be blessed with. They have genuinely saved my life and I wish nothing but the best to all the members

Me: my chemical romance isn’t a suicide cult, it has saved numerous people’s lives
My family, just trying to have a normal conversation on thanksgiving: *stares*

by Henithechaoticsob December 12, 2022