Malconcunt

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A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.

"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "

Malconcunt by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015

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Perpetual Malcontent

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

Perpetual Malcontent by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

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malcontent

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.

That loser is a total malcontent.

malcontent by DeadMan January 20, 2004

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Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

Malcontents by Eli April 2, 2004

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malcontent

Ripped through strength.

that nigga is malcontent with mad strengfth .

malcontent by Markis Franklin May 13, 2005

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Malincunt

A medium to large breed of specialty surgeon that can be remarkably skilled in difficult surgery techniques but can rapidly progress to the terrible twos tantrums. A similar form may also be seen in certain breeds anesthesiologists, also known as Dick Bags

Dr Doug and Dr Willie performed the first ever crainithoracicectomy with a live swine donor and were able to save millions of lives by curing Alzheimer’s and preventing lung cancer but quickly became malincunts when the dick bags entered the room

Malincunt by Fatandhappy November 17, 2017

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Malcontent

A person who is dissatisfied and rebellious. A person who always complains and never can be optimistic

Chuck G. is such a Malcontent. He always complains at work and uses his poor attitude as an excuse why he never advances at work

Malcontent by FrankieMo87 November 10, 2021

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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