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Malincunt 

A medium to large breed of specialty surgeon that can be remarkably skilled in difficult surgery techniques but can rapidly progress to the terrible twos tantrums. A similar form may also be seen in certain breeds anesthesiologists, also known as Dick Bags
Dr Doug and Dr Willie performed the first ever crainithoracicectomy with a live swine donor and were able to save millions of lives by curing Alzheimer’s and preventing lung cancer but quickly became malincunts when the dick bags entered the room
Malincunt by Fatandhappy November 17, 2017
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1) The asshole of a gay man; 2) a general term for a submissive gay man, especially one who enjoyes receiving anal sex.
Tom could take ten inches up the mancunt.
mancunt by sala January 17, 2003
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Malintention

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.
Malintention by woopsey November 14, 2016

malintent 

Compound word: malicious + intentions
i've never seen that girl do any thing nice for anyone without ulterior motives and malintent.

sorry i blew the lid off the surprise party. honestly, i had no malintent.
malintent by RM Augustine May 6, 2007
A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.
Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
mancunt by Jock Walt September 24, 2011

Malconcunt 

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.
"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "
Malconcunt by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015
Wow he is being such a mancunt!
Mancunt by 17clouds July 7, 2018