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Malincunt 

A medium to large breed of specialty surgeon that can be remarkably skilled in difficult surgery techniques but can rapidly progress to the terrible twos tantrums. A similar form may also be seen in certain breeds anesthesiologists, also known as Dick Bags
Dr Doug and Dr Willie performed the first ever crainithoracicectomy with a live swine donor and were able to save millions of lives by curing Alzheimer’s and preventing lung cancer but quickly became malincunts when the dick bags entered the room
Malincunt by Fatandhappy November 17, 2017
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1) The asshole of a gay man; 2) a general term for a submissive gay man, especially one who enjoyes receiving anal sex.
Tom could take ten inches up the mancunt.
mancunt by sala January 17, 2003
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Malintention

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.
Malintention by woopsey November 14, 2016

malintent 

Compound word: malicious + intentions
i've never seen that girl do any thing nice for anyone without ulterior motives and malintent.

sorry i blew the lid off the surprise party. honestly, i had no malintent.
malintent by RM Augustine May 6, 2007
A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.
Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
mancunt by Jock Walt September 24, 2011

Malconcunt 

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.
"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "
Malconcunt by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015
Wow he is being such a mancunt!
Mancunt by 17clouds July 7, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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