One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe

What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant

malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018

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malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

malboned by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

malbeaverous

describing an unpleasant act or situation involving a beaver

"she was totally malbeaverous in her haste to push my head from her lower region."

malbeaverous by T Bedegi December 27, 2007

Malboro 72

Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.

Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.

Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out

Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...

Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though

Customer : Is that a real cigarette?

Malboro 72 by Spezter January 22, 2009

Malbank

A school full of Slags and pregnant 13 year olds and all the boys think they’re hard

What school you go to?

I go to malbank

Oh who is the father of your baby?

HOW DID YOU KNOW IM PREGANANT??!!!!

Well, you go to malbank

Malbank by Smellycat9 May 7, 2021

malbatross

A Mulligan Albatross in the game of golf

Marc shot a 2 on the par five hole, but he used a mulligan so we'll give him a Malbatross (2).

malbatross by Mii-Kii March 29, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026