malboro 

this nasty tenticle thing that's in final fantasy it sucks

look at that green mouth malboro you gone die

malboro by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007

Malboro 

Malboros are fiends from the video-game series Final Fantasy by Square-Enix. They appear in Final Fantasy II, V, VI, VII, VII:CC, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XI and XII and are feared by most players with low-level characters.

Their appearance is usually intimidating, most of them being by far larger than the protagonists, mouth wide open and tentacles (sometimes with multiple eyes) lining their green body.

In the early games they appear in groups, changing their behaviour through the series and appearing solo later on, capable of extinguishing a group of heroes on their own. One of their most dangerous attacks is "Bad Breath", also known as "Sour Mouth" or "Breath", which afflicts one or more members of the party with all kinds of status alignments.

The name can be derived from the latin words mal and boros, meaning bad breath.

Being a Malboro kept in the Imperial City as a Pet by Mme. Zammadria.

Name: Carrot
Age: 8
Gender: Female

Upon a journey to Nalbina to visit her Husband, a member of the Restoration Committee, her dear Carrot escaped and made for its Natural Homeland in the Salikawood. Mme. Zammadria petitioned a hunt for this Mark to avoid unwanted Scandal.
- Final Fantasy XII

Malboro by Obscure Guardian January 28, 2009

Malboro 72 

Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.

Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.

Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out

Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...

Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though

Customer : Is that a real cigarette?

Malboro 72 by Spezter January 22, 2009

Malboro Hotbox

For whatever reason, a Malboro Hotbox is achieved when a person smokes cigarettes, of any brand, in a car with the windows up.

"Smells like a Malboro Hotbox in here"
"Yeah it was too cold to open a window"

Malboro Hotbox by Dorgarr July 4, 2022

Duke of Marlborough effect 

The “Duke of Marlborough Effect” was mentioned by Richard Dawkins to refer to the increase in masculine libido that results from experiencing a victory, whether directly or vicariously. This was so-named from an entry in the Duchess of Marlborough’s diary, “His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his top-boots.” Male athletes tend to experience elevated testosterone levels before a contest; those who win tend to maintain afterwards those elevated testosterone levels, but the testosterone levels of losers drops dramatically afterwards.

There will likely be a lot of canoodling in Old Boston now that the Red Sox have won the Series due to the Duke of Marlborough effect and the subsequent release of proper Bostonian inhibitions.

Duke of Marlborough effect by eViL pOp TaRt January 5, 2009

The Marlborough Classic 

A sexual act of putting a standard £2.49 toothbrush into an involuntary 14 year old’s arsehole.

-“mate did you hear what happened yesterday?”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic”
-“not again!”

The Marlborough Classic by Harry Lack December 28, 2019

Marlboro BLEND No.27

SMOOTH-RICH-MELLOW
The best cigarette out there.

-Can I trade you a Camel Light for a Marlboro BLEND No.27.
-No. I don't want that shit.

Marlboro BLEND No.27 by 27 July 28, 2008