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One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant
malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018
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A school full of Slags and pregnant 13 year olds and all the boys think they’re hard
What school you go to?

I go to malbank

Oh who is the father of your baby?

HOW DID YOU KNOW IM PREGANANT??!!!!

Well, you go to malbank
Malbank by Smellycat9 May 7, 2021

malanoob 

malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.

1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.

2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.
You sir, are a malanoob.

omg wtf stfu u r a malanoob *crai*

Please, you are a malanoob, leave now.
malanoob by One`` August 23, 2003

Mahbanoo 

A beautiful and pretty girl with sweet heart,everybody loves her,a girl with beautiful body ,beautiful smile, and she's a kindest person you have ever seen before:)
Omg mahbanoo you are so cute
Mahbanoo by This is the best word December 26, 2016

Malbaro Nights

A song that makes ex lunch club stans sob and cry.
Person 1: “hey have you ever listened to malbaro nights?”

Person 2: “yeah I ha-“ *burst out in tears
The act of pissing during masturbation.
Malanot by Jizzstain3000 October 7, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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