malbano 

Pronounced "mahl-banyo", this is the term applied to a smelly bathroom after someone drops a particularly offensive toilet bomb in it.

"Dude my girlfriend's so pissed at me for making a malbano at her mother's house on Christmas. I dropped a three-flusher in there and my ass feels like I had a baby."

malbano by chris_z December 8, 2005

malbank 

One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe

What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant

malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018

Malbank 

A school full of Slags and pregnant 13 year olds and all the boys think they’re hard

What school you go to?

I go to malbank

Oh who is the father of your baby?

HOW DID YOU KNOW IM PREGANANT??!!!!

Well, you go to malbank

Malbank by Smellycat9 May 7, 2021

malanoob 

malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.

1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.

2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.

You sir, are a malanoob.

omg wtf stfu u r a malanoob *crai*

Please, you are a malanoob, leave now.

malanoob by One`` August 23, 2003

Mahbanoo 

A beautiful and pretty girl with sweet heart,everybody loves her,a girl with beautiful body ,beautiful smile, and she's a kindest person you have ever seen before:)

Omg mahbanoo you are so cute

Mahbanoo by This is the best word December 26, 2016

Malbaro Nights

A song that makes ex lunch club stans sob and cry.

Person 1: “hey have you ever listened to malbaro nights?”

Person 2: “yeah I ha-“ *burst out in tears

Malbaro Nights by Coreygotpissedon April 5, 2021

Malanot

The act of pissing during masturbation.

He Malanoted all over his face last night.

Malanot by Jizzstain3000 October 7, 2011