malbano

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Pronounced "mahl-banyo", this is the term applied to a smelly bathroom after someone drops a particularly offensive toilet bomb in it.

"Dude my girlfriend's so pissed at me for making a malbano at her mother's house on Christmas. I dropped a three-flusher in there and my ass feels like I had a baby."

malbano by chris_z December 8, 2005

Words you can keep

malbank

One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe

What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant

malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018

Related Words

malbano • malbank • Mahbanoo • Mahbanou • malanoob • Malanot • Malbaro Nights • malfano

Malbank

A school full of Slags and pregnant 13 year olds and all the boys think they’re hard

What school you go to?

I go to malbank

Oh who is the father of your baby?

HOW DID YOU KNOW IM PREGANANT??!!!!

Well, you go to malbank

Malbank by Smellycat9 May 7, 2021

malanoob

malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.

1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.

2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.

You sir, are a malanoob.

omg wtf stfu u r a malanoob *crai*

Please, you are a malanoob, leave now.

malanoob by One`` August 23, 2003

Mahbanoo

A beautiful and pretty girl with sweet heart,everybody loves her,a girl with beautiful body ,beautiful smile, and she's a kindest person you have ever seen before:)

Omg mahbanoo you are so cute

Mahbanoo by This is the best word December 26, 2016

Malbaro Nights

A song that makes ex lunch club stans sob and cry.

Person 1: “hey have you ever listened to malbaro nights?”

Person 2: “yeah I ha-“ *burst out in tears

Malbaro Nights by Coreygotpissedon April 5, 2021

Malanot

The act of pissing during masturbation.

He Malanoted all over his face last night.

Malanot by Jizzstain3000 October 7, 2011

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026