malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

Malörtion 

To attempt to consume strong and bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I’m gonna have to go out tonight and get a malörtion.

Malörtion by Malort Man May 27, 2025

Malörtion 

The act of consuming bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.

Malörtion by Malort Man May 27, 2025

maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

malonions 

A tender european who smells of onions.

What's that smell?

I think its malonions.

malonions by Noelle March 31, 2005

manlotion 

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.

guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.

manlotion by MTM483 January 18, 2009