malonions 

A tender european who smells of onions.

What's that smell?

I think its malonions.

malonions by Noelle March 31, 2005

milolions 

Colloquial term used to describe a state of mild inebriation, along with its various derivative forms.

Contrary to popular belief, not a typo.

I've got a bad case of the milolions.
In my milolnious state of mind.
I was completely milolioned.
I am entirely milolicious right about now.

milolions by The Dowager Viscountess December 24, 2007

maxinions 

The opinions of someone named Max, Maxie, or, even more appropriately, Maxine.

Dean: I don't know if I like this.
Maxine: Want me to read it?
Dean: Yes, give me some maxinions.

maxinions by deanzy08 January 9, 2011

marlonious 

A godly man placed in an ungodly world with love in his heart to combat the hatred all around him. He is the heretics worst nightmare. Also has a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando.

Marlonious marlonious definitely not a fagonious..

marlonious by LilG1873 November 1, 2017

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

Madonion 

The better days of the now known Futuremark.

Madonion was the best

OMG MADONION!@#@#!!11

I was an onion. ONIONS UNITE!

Madonion by alaskan_thunder August 14, 2004

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020