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milolions
Colloquial term used to describe a state of mild inebriation, along with its various derivative forms.
Contrary to popular belief, not a typo.
Contrary to popular belief, not a typo.
I've got a bad case of the milolions.
In my milolnious state of mind.
I was completely milolioned.
I am entirely milolicious right about now.
In my milolnious state of mind.
I was completely milolioned.
I am entirely milolicious right about now.
milolions by The Dowager Viscountess December 24, 2007
Related Words
malonions • melonious • Maloning • marlonious • maxinions • milolions • Kieran Maloning • The malonias • Mad Onion • Mallion Stallion
marlonious
A godly man placed in an ungodly world with love in his heart to combat the hatred all around him. He is the heretics worst nightmare. Also has a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando.
Marlonious marlonious definitely not a fagonious..
marlonious by LilG1873 November 1, 2017
Maloning
Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
Madonion
Madonion by alaskan_thunder August 14, 2004
Maloning
Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020
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