Definitions by kovstar

tubes 

The hair on the hose of a man's penis.

I can't say that I always trim my pubes but on the weekends I make sure to shave my tubes.

tubes by kovstar June 30, 2008

Liquid Fun 

alcohol of any sort, beer, liquor, you name it

alright bruv, tough week yeh? lets put on the good shoes, get in some liquid fun and head for some tits

Liquid Fun by kovstar January 5, 2008

absodefinitely 

its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarrass himself using the word "promise", or even worse "pinky swear"

Ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?

Hunky Male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.

absodefinitely by kovstar January 5, 2008

disgrossting 

absolutely mentally putrid. a feverishly gross appearance, idea, or occurence.

steve: you want to go to the nets game with my grandfather?
friend: bruvva that idea is absodefinitely disgrossting.

disgrossting by kovstar February 24, 2007

puch 

short for putrid. a disgrossting occurence.

Pronounced P-Yooch

ugh that tattoo on her penis was just puch

friend: you want to eat carrots?
I: puch

puch by kovstar February 24, 2007

maleationship 

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007