Malotting
Malotting by Ryan your pooorrrrrrnnnnnn September 2, 2016
Mascotting
v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots
I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.
How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008
Maloneing
Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013
mattingly
she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.
mattingly by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013
maloofing
Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
Maltzing
The act of disappearing without being recognized or even thought of, this can be for both intentional or unintentional reasons.
Malooging
Malooging by NellyNauvtagortr May 16, 2022
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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