Malotting 

When someone walks aimlessly around with a dildo shoved up their vagina and/or anal cavity.

The teacher was malotting very carefully so the students wouldn't notice and get aroused.

Malotting by Ryan your pooorrrrrrnnnnnn September 2, 2016

Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013

mattingly 

she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.

person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe 'cause her name is mattingly???

mattingly by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

Maltzing 

The act of disappearing without being recognized or even thought of, this can be for both intentional or unintentional reasons.

I haven't seen Matt in an hour he must be maltzing.

Maltzing by Keyshawyn August 26, 2010

Malooging

(MA-LOO-GING) Having a certain affection with an object including sex or kissing.

"Stop malooging the chair that is very inappropriate" shouted the teacher.

Malooging by NellyNauvtagortr May 16, 2022