Mahmot 

A Mahmot is a last name of a bitch. Everyone who has this last name has either mommy issues, daddy issues, both or a dead brother.

Person 1: Did you hear about her family?

Person 2: Yeah! They are definitely Mahmots!

Mahmot by a iron deficient person April 8, 2022

Manmoth 

Half man, half moth. A moth size insect who's head has been replaced by a mans head. First inverted by Karl Pilkington when he misheard Steven Merchant say the word mammoth.

Can be heard in an episode of the XFM radio station Ricky Gervais Show on 24 August 2002

A manmoth is "mans head, moths body, bumping into lights and stuff"

Manmoth by zapras May 22, 2011

Dirty Marmot 

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.

I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot

Dirty Marmot by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015

Mammoth hoof 

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

Mammoth hoof by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

Mahmut 

A man who has vast knowledge and wants to share it with you. He is extremely intelligent but never arrogant about it! He wants to be easily understood. He has this way of making you laugh when he tells the nerdiest jokes and his laugh is also funny! :) He is genuine and kind. He has this adorable way of being awkwardly shy, but making you blush even more! He has compassion and will look out for the underdog. He is generally interested in science, history, literature and religion. You will cherish him because he is unforgettable!

I could learn a lot from Mahmut

Mahmut by AstronomyGirl June 3, 2014

Mahmoud 

A refined and highly intelligent man who oozes charm. Women consider him to be extremely cute. He's coy in the most alluring way. Coquettish, yet demure. A great kisser, though when he's had enough of women trying to seduce him, he has the art of making his body physically growl.

He's such a classy guy, must be a Mahmoud...

Mahmoud by Rectifyingthenarcissism May 19, 2018

mahmoud ahmadinejad 

Ahmadinejad is a controversial figure and one of the most outspoken leader of Muslim countries that fight with US regarding justice, peace, and equality of the world that slowly dissapear nowadays. He was criticised by Western governments for his statements agreeing with Ruhollah Khomeini that Israel should be "wiped off the map", support of Hezbollah, and controversial comments he has made about the Holocaust and the legitimacy of Israel's existence.

Are you really serious when you say that Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "We need to look at the scene in the Middle East—60 years of war, 60 years of displacement, 60 years of conflict, not even a day of peace. We need to address and resolve the root problem."

mahmoud ahmadinejad by Izzud September 25, 2006