Magoomer

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A person who abandons friends in favor for one person, usually someone they are sexually attracted to. In some cases, the magoomer will sever all ties to friends who question why they don’t come around no more.

“Hey, I haven’t seen John around lately, is everything ok?”

“Yeah, he’s fine, he met this new chick and has been distant. He isn’t talking to us and if he does, it is short and awkward…. I think he might be turning into a Magoomer on us.”

Magoomer by Jonesizzle October 21, 2021

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magoobert

A word used to describe almost anything or anyone, the meaning of the word changes depending on what tone of voice it is said in.

Are we still going to magooberts house later?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?

magoobert by CaseyMagoobert January 22, 2019

Related Words

Magoomer • Magomer • Magomero • Magoober • Magoobered • magoobert • Magooner • Magoonerbait • Magooser • Snooter magooter

Magoonerbait

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

Magooser

Another word for massive or ginormous

Bro that chick has a magooser ass

Magooser by Gunny Barb February 22, 2023

Magoober

Magoober is usually a french person and magoober will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. magoober very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a magoober, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

I fell in love with Magoober, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.

Magoober by amabigdog February 7, 2022

Magooner

female version of a magoo

hollie you are such a magooner.

Magooner by pugachov April 22, 2010

Magomer

Typically an insult made by a obese, mentally challenged walmart greeter. Also the act of when hitting it from behind and at the moment of climax you miss the finisher due to cc.

Rick: damn bro, what's with the magomer?
Ajax: Sorry man, you were really ripping my asshole apart. I needed some help.

Rick: Next time will be even worse
Ajax: Make sure you wipe my tears

Magomer by Three Foot Elephant Trunk October 15, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026