A person who abandons friends in favor for one person, usually someone they are sexually attracted to. In some cases, the magoomer will sever all ties to friends who question why they don’t come around no more.
“Hey, I haven’t seen John around lately, is everything ok?”
“Yeah, he’s fine, he met this new chick and has been distant. He isn’t talking to us and if he does, it is short and awkward…. I think he might be turning into a Magoomer on us.”
“Yeah, he’s fine, he met this new chick and has been distant. He isn’t talking to us and if he does, it is short and awkward…. I think he might be turning into a Magoomer on us.”
by Jonesizzle October 21, 2021
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Are we still going to magooberts house later?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?
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Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.
by CadenErtel January 15, 2017
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Get the Magooser mug.Magoober is usually a french person and magoober will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. magoober very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a magoober, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
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Typically an insult made by a obese, mentally challenged walmart greeter. Also the act of when hitting it from behind and at the moment of climax you miss the finisher due to cc.
Rick: damn bro, what's with the magomer?
Ajax: Sorry man, you were really ripping my asshole apart. I needed some help.
Rick: Next time will be even worse
Ajax: Make sure you wipe my tears
Ajax: Sorry man, you were really ripping my asshole apart. I needed some help.
Rick: Next time will be even worse
Ajax: Make sure you wipe my tears
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