Madget

An angry midget.

Don't fuck with that dude, he may be four foot seven but he's one hell of a madget when you push him too far.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2017

Madget

MAH`-jeht A fat person (n); to fat (v); MADGETTING: the act of being fat. MADGETS (pl.)

Fookin' madgets, get off my lawn! (n)
Stop madgetting on my foot, dammit! (v)

by fookin madget September 22, 2010

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Margetisum

A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.

"Why does Luke always look so depressed?"
"Because he has Margetisum"

by SkinnyChickenNoodle May 15, 2018

Mudget

A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.

"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."

"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."

by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013