Madget
Don't fuck with that dude, he may be four foot seven but he's one hell of a madget when you push him too far.
Madget by Solid Mantis January 25, 2017
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Madget
Madget by fookin madget September 22, 2010
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Midget Spinner
The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example
Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023
Midget Forehead
Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020
midget hitter
A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
Margetisum
Margetisum by SkinnyChickenNoodle May 15, 2018
Mudget
A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.
"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."
"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."
"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."
Mudget by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013
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