Definitions by Lightningr1der

The Strokes

The band you listen to when your girlfriend is mean to you and you like smoking cigarettes. It is fronted by Ray Romano, Lurch from the Addams Family, bicurious Jonny Greenwood and 2 failed clones of Slash

I like The Strokes because I've been a piece of shit before too

The Strokes by Lightningr1der January 3, 2026

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020