madge

a vaginal excretion, generally from sexual excitement or orgasm

"I just about madged when Orlando Bloom came onstage..."

by skye March 23, 2004

madge

A Madgelia. A Derry woman/girl who are like chavs except they are in love with pink and hair straighteners. if your hairs a mess they are sure to point it out.
Looks down nose at anyone/everyone

She is a madge just look at her shes giving us dirty looks

by EmSa November 27, 2006

madge

another word for cigerette or fag. Came from the word magicstick from the lawn boys limerick

'give us a madge there, cuz'

by Ciarán Hogan October 18, 2007

madge

A foolish guy. Chump. Moron. etc

X: This party is like so totally cool and happening
Y: Shut-up you madge

by Jackie-F September 07, 2005

Madge

UK nickname for pop-queen madonna. It is short for "her majesty"

I heard Madge is coming out with a new album.

by Jkid June 15, 2006

madged

To be denied/feel cheated out of something relatively insignificant that you selfishly believed you were entitled to. Coined after Madonna's egregious 2018 VMAs "tribute" to the late Aretha Franklin, in which Madonna went out of her way to draw attention to herself and her accomplishments after Franklin's unexpected passing eclipsed Madonna's 60th birthday.

"My best friend just posted photos of her and husband's anniversary vacation to Cabo the day I was supposed to announce MY engagement on Instagram. I feel SO madged right now."

by colors_sizes_textures_fear August 22, 2018

Madge

When a man sticks his penis between his legs in order to immitate a womans ladyflower, this can be known as a madge (playing on the word vag)

Marc sauntered around the male showers shouting out 'haha look at my madge!'

by Das Gupta March 13, 2007