A flexible adjective used primarily to describe prawns and other humanoid extraterrestrial life. And some other things too, if you're from South Africa.

The result of someone with a Mancunian accent trying to say the word 'fucking'

The oh-so-cooler way to say fucking, not as a verb, but as an adjective/adverb.

All you can eat Chinese buffet in Belfast. "It's only a fookin' fiver!"

fookin is a nick-name that was given to a man from Ohio. He is the leader of a xboxlive clan that is one of the best clans in the world. His gamertag on xboxlive is TDA FOOKIN HC. He is the founder of The Devils Advocates. I heard that he got his name originaly from playing paintball, apparantly he was a one man machine and took out 9 other people. When the players got shot they went back to a neutral zone and stated they got shot by fookin ed. Come to find out this guy is an underground celebrity in no submission fighting around Cleveland and bankrolled some major cash, never losing a fight. People that met him say that he is a funny s.o.b. but they know he could break them in about 5 seconds. Fookin dissapeared from the fighting scene and resurfaced on xboxlive. All I can say is that if you ever talk with him be nice. That is the myth of FOOKIN. In order to earn the definition you have to take it away from the original FOOKIN. Good Luck