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Macomb County
The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.
Macomb County by Vladimir the Chadimir April 5, 2020
mahomala
mahomala by Brandon Godfrey March 7, 2008
Hugh Macmaster
Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
Hugh Macmaster by BBC123456789 October 26, 2020
Macomb
Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.
Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
Macomb by artichokes123 November 3, 2009
macromancer
A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
macromancer by LibDawg September 12, 2013
McComa
That tired sensation that sets in right after eating fast food. Gives a feeling of a deep sleep coming on. Originated from McDonalds, but applies to almost any fast food restaurant.
guy 1:Oh man, I just ate a ton of McDonalds. I feel a total McComa coming on.
guy 2: Oh, I know what you mean! I fell into such a McComa the other day after I ate at Jack in The Box.
guy 2: Oh, I know what you mean! I fell into such a McComa the other day after I ate at Jack in The Box.
McComa by sexyseabass July 21, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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