Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.
Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
by artichokes123 November 03, 2009
A city in Michigan with nothing to do, EVER, and that has no point what-so-ever except to be extremelty boring.
Macomb, MI
by blahblahkayla August 29, 2008
Macomb, is an inside joke made up by Alva and Bella after watching the movie “ After” for the 3rd time. Macomb can mean “lol” but it can also mean absolutely nothing.
by berkan May 22, 2019
A woman who can shrink a cucumber-sized penis just by being in the same room as it. Macombers are generally obnoxious, and intrusive.
Derived from the words deMAsculate and cucumber
Derived from the words deMAsculate and cucumber
by intrusivepeoplesuck March 04, 2010
The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.
by Vladimir the Chadimir April 06, 2020
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Sterling heights and Clinton Township where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in Macomb Township. A township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
Andy: "so where do you live"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "oh cool! wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "oh cool! wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
by Sweet_J April 03, 2008
by bishop777___ November 23, 2021